Killer Lines

[Targan]

Originally Posted by raketenjagdpanzer

Smokie: "Go back inside, old man!"
Walt Kowalski : "Sure, I blow a hole through your face, go back inside and sleep like a baby. We used to stack fucks like you six high in Korea! Used you as sandbags!"

- From Gran Torino.

LOL! That was the signature I was using last year, before my current one!

[Targan]

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, Aliens.

I also nominate the line in my sig. For posterity, for when I eventually change my sig, that quote is:

"Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in." Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway, Heartbreak Ridge.

[M-Type]

This one's from Pale Rider (since anything related to Clint wasn't on this list enough...)

"It was him. Him and his men. They shot him. Forever. The bullets kept hitting him. Forever."

[Medic]

Mitch Henessey: [singing] Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.
Samantha Caine: It makes a bulge, people can see.
Mitch Henessey: Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?
Samantha Caine: Now you're a sharpshooter?

- The Long Kiss Goodnight

Not a very realistic nor good movie, truth be told, but that line keeps cracking me up.

[Sanjuro]

Lots of great lines in Ridley Scott's first film, The Duellists.

Gabriel Feraud: I knew a man who was stabbed to death by a woman; gave him the surprise of his life.
Laura: I once knew a woman who was beaten to death by a man. I don't think it surprised *her* at all.

or even better:

We came here to kill each other. Any ground is suitable for that.

[Rockwolf66]

Jack Dante: "I showed him my thing and it killed him."

[Jason Weiser]

"Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me."

One of my favorites...

[Rockwolf66]

Originally Posted by Rockwolf66

Jack Dante: "I showed him my thing and it killed him."

I found the scene the line is from and it's even creepier than last time I watched it.

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