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STRANGE ENERGY ANAMOLIES located in peru mountains...location unknown.
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as soon as the lsd story broke, mao was on the phone to his amsterdam friend Drem Giorde. explaining the value of these drugs in future development, the phone is ofcourse scrambled an secure. offering a handsom sum for the coorporation... ...ofcourse...
...after some negotiating over scrambled phone, he takes the risk for mao, and bribes his ways untill a tablett is in his ownership, a privat learjet takes him on a trip to japan, for party time with mao, ofcourse he is companied on the plane by some lovely japanese girls, just as an escorte ![]()
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From : BARNABY
To: MAO SUBJECT: RUSSIAN MOB The Russians we messe with when we grabbed that girl are getting pesky. We need a location on a mob lieutenant or preferably "Papa" Mogiljevich him self. Please make this a priority along side Chicago mission . -----end transmission------- |
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Energy Anamoly at Mao Textile Factory. 5 days without steady power has resulted in stop of production. Spokesperson Takashi tzuszonobe has for the moment no comment. And it seems the factory workers refuse to comment aswell.
Local media speculate on recent events in Maos Family. The sole beneficioary of the Mao estate; Munami Mao has not yet apeared in public after the funeral of his family;whom all died in a recent planecrash. ![]()
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![]() ![]() Electrician dies in mysterious accident at Mao Textile Factory. Family of the deceased demand answers from owner. Local Police have investigated and concluded that it was a freak accident. Coroners report not yet published. Mao Textile Factory Stocks drop 5%. Recent "happenings" has left stockowners conserned. "More on this as the story continues....."
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![]() "Mr Mao will direct the concerns" after the problems we had, we sought it to be cautioniary to hire in an electric firm to see over the upgrade of the company, which is pr date an upgrade to solarpower, or at least partially. It is always a tragedy when someone looses his life in the line of duty, and my thoughts goes out to his family and friends, we will help those left behind in any way we can. the textile company persay is going quite nice, and i can today reveal that I, as my father before me, is going to expand the company to also include development of alternative energi, medical research, and also the branch of computer-coding-and consulting, which has been only me, will expand to a new firm, helping the ordinary man with new widgets an likes. ceo of hsbc has informed me that the financial is all in order, and i see no more glitches in the future to come, I, as the ceo of mao textile, look forward to see the factory once again go smooth as clockwork, as it has been going in the past, in no small thanks to the workers of mao textile. I, Mao, looks upon the future with ope, even though the crunch is over us, i feel Mao inc. has its money in the right places for future adventures for all the mankind. may you all be safe and happy arrigatto
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After a long avaited public apperance , Mr Mao's positive approach result in a marginal rice in his company's stock. + 0,8%
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Mao, the third night in a row is hacking the shit out of internett, if it was ever an A.I present on the nett, it would probarbly be laying in a virtual "shower" crying as it tries to wash the bytes and bits that came from Mao`s computer. "good damn", mao thought as he gulped down the third red bull this hour, is there no way of finding this bastard(papa)? the flickering screen sent lightstreams over Maos unshaven face, and reflected in those big glasses, that he always seemed to be most comfortable infront of the screens with, he looked as he felt, geeky. He started another search, that could take some "minutes". As it started, Mao quickly stood up and stretched himself, and started to walk towards the toilet... ...then he stopped, and stood with an look of agony in his face, only for a few seconds, before he turned around and sat himself down by the computer again, his bladder was full, but this couldnt wait. Maos finger seemed to run along the keyboard, and he had often thought that if he was born creative, in the legal way, he would be an excellent writer, or at least he could write a book very quickly. He added some scripting on the PERU program, widening the search to include S.A.R.S (south americas radar services (u now the FAA of mexico and like, i donotknowwhatitisreallynamed)) to include unknown flying object especially. Even though he knew that the flying saucer was a myth, atleast he had never seen ANY proof of anything else, but in the same time he knew that those ufo, where a highly valuable sources for locating whatever secret-bases that would be out there... ...as the u.f.o itselves where all but goverment secrets. If he where lucky, both the anomalies of electricity, and next gen cloning would be in the same area...and marked by a big f***ing X of ufo´s, if he was lucky, if not that lucky, he at least should have some more information about the subjects at hand. He downloaded a map of peru, and wrote as quickly he could a widget that captured the "lines" of air-traffic, and would detected anomalies, like manouvers that kicks the ass out of normal airbus830 or other charter planes... ...using "listening" programs connected to radar. Writing as quickly as possible as he almost where pissing his pants. Mao suddenly took the trash bin that was located near him, and released his bladder into it, typing still. He squesed the last drop out his bladder as the interlocking "bridge" between the satelite imagery and radar surveilance grew finish. Mao had learned the hard way, to never pause an idea...because it will be lost. he stared at the screens, like he was trying to memorize it, and smiled, it was all there... After a quick emptying of the trash bin, and a quick wash of the same bin, Mao went back and started to smooth out the "corners", not many hours went before the program seemed to be finished, the interface was unbelivable complicated and messy, but then again, it wasnt as he was going to sell it... ...he entered the simple code to start it RUN and pressed enter... as he was staring at the program ticking and highlighting and working as it should....he promptly succumbed to his own tiredness, and started snoring in his computer chair...
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4 of your 27 servers are down because of dos-attacks/zombie-hacks/wildfire-anti-antifirewall breaches/abnormal ping request/etc
allmost all attacks are untracable - like they are better than you!!?? 1 attacker has been traced to south-america (your best pinpoint)
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maos rude awakening, made him mad... ...somebody "made" him or atleast some made his nett-avatar, no need to worry about identity, as it had never been used from this workplace/machine...
...but something needed to be done, and quickly... writing a ping trace rerouter in to the system was a obvious choice, so next time, if it ever would be a next time, the pinging should be located in the arctic research facility. but who has this ability... research has to be done once again... he thought as he entered the __--@hackers_delight@--__ an esoteric irc for the "elite"-hacker.... Quote:
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![]() Mao Inc. the new star of enterprises? The son of Mao textile seems, to shoot towards the star, n multiple areas, like space technology, which he is no newcomer, as he at a young man was hired by no other then the chinese goverment. Again this entrepenore is aiming for the star, as he uttered a statement, making the super battery a succsess. "we tested the batteries on a electric motorcycle, and the result where amazing, as is the adventures scientist mr Yet-Ming Chiang, whom expertise is no other then brilliant, 3times this days capacity is no a reality. and with the benefit of smaller power for recharging, this is the technology that will be improved upon and further developt for the japanese space program, if we get the contract. Either way, the battery will undergo a trial and "stress" periode but should be offered to the public for only the dobbel price of to days bateries". asking about the technology behind these super-battery, where short in reply from both Mr. Mao and Mr Yet-Ming Chiang, both holding the research close at heart. But suprisingly, and after Mr. maos own statement, they released one secret for other developers to enjoy and take to heart. "its all about the oxidation of the elements whitin", mr Yet-Ming Chiang said smiling, and speaking with other scientists in the same field of research, this statement seemed to hold both promise and a logic that is non-discusable according to scientist, which still wonders about the actually solution. Mr. Mao also offered jobs to any scientist with new ideas, telling this paper "it doesn matter if the idea is "out there", i welcome all new ideas. and different is sometimes better then ordinary" before he entered his electric car, which seems to be his calling card, green power, enviroment and new technology.
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