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04-20-2011, 02:13 PM
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OT - Skynet is live!
On April 19th, 2011, at 8:11PM, Skynet, the massive artificial intelligence network created by Cyberdyne Systems, gained self-awareness. In a panic, engineers tried to pull the plug, but Skynet fought back, triggering an apocalyptic war between humans and robots who look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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04-20-2011, 02:25 PM
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I completely lacked even the underpinnings of the ability to do so, but had always wanted to author some global computer virus that would sweep the world on 08/29/97 and simply announce "SkyNet has gained self-awareness" . . .
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04-20-2011, 04:50 PM
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04-20-2011, 04:52 PM
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too bad it didn't go active on April 15th.....tax day and the end of humanity....IRS would just love the irony!!!!
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04-20-2011, 06:00 PM
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1st of April would have been better...
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05-09-2011, 11:08 AM
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In other news>>>>
An asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier will come closer to Earth than our own moon does, causing scientist to hold their breath as it zooms by. But they'll be nervous with excitement, not with worry about a possible disaster. There's no danger of an impact when the asteroid 2005 YU55 makes its close flyby Nov. 8, coming within 201,700 miles (325,000 kilometers) of Earth, scientists say... (FAMOUS LAST WORDS!!)
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