How to stay out of the army croatian style

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General Pain 05-28-2008, 03:11 AM http://www.xigre.com/datatxt/News.php?itemid=271

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pmulcahy 05-28-2008, 01:14 PM http://www.xigre.com/datatxt/News.php?itemid=271


I think the Croatian equivalent of the MEPS officials didn't have a clue about that one -- but that's such an eloquent argument he deserved to be cut!


An incident in the Army comes to mind. Two guys got drunk one night -- both traded cuts with Buck Knives, then one of them drew a pentagram on the floor in blood, then wallowed in it. They were found pale from blood loss, taken to the hospital, then put on the psych ward.


Both were chaptered out (administratively discharged). One was dishonorably discharged. The other said, "I was practicing my religion," and gave a complete description of his "religion" in detail. He got an Honorable Discharge. (And yes, his supposed "religion" was a a bunch of bull -- but it was a great piece of work...)

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