OT - Stupid things

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Nice one Here's a similar one...



An old gentleman is in his chauffeur-driven in his Rolls, with the driver about to pull into a parking spot, when out of nowhere a sleek red Porsche zips into the space. A young businessman steps out with a grin on his face.

The gentleman lowers the window and says "Excuse me, young man, we were about to park in that space."

The young man just laughs and says "Well, that's what you can do when you are young and fast!"

As he starts to walk away, the gentleman raises the window and speaks to his driver. The Rolls backs up gently..... then the engine roars, and it flies forward, smashing into the side of the Porsche. The young man runs back to his crushed vehicle, aghast; "My car!! What did you do that for?!?"

The gentleman lowers the window again. "Well, that's what you can do when you are old and rich."